My great great uncle Ralph lived in Hoboken, New Jersey. Every night he traveled to a museum in New York City where he worked as a watchcat. He was supposed to prowl the halls hunting mice, but he spent most of his time looking at the exhibits and napping. Luckily there weren’t any mice at the museum so nobody noticed that he didn’t do his job. Ralph learned a lot at the museum (& Hoboken allowed cats to go to school), but he also had some crazy ideas.