July 21, 2017

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Greetings! I have a VERY important question to ask: Would you rather have a trunk (like an elephant) or a tail you could hang from?  I have a tail (but just a basic cat tail) and it is pretty awesome.  So if I could hang from it that would be super cool. But if I had a trunk I could grab pizza from the counter (and I’m not allowed on the counter) and that would be rather fantastic.  What do you think?

Good Day!

Whack

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July 14, 2017

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Greetings!

I broke free! This morning my roommates were packing their car for a trip…so I snuck aboard!  Right now we’re waiting to get on a ferry (It looks like the one on the other side!).  Have you ever been on a ferry? I don’t think I’ve ever been on a boat, so this is going to be fun…I think. We have a cooler full of hot dogs, pizza fixings, and grilled ham & cheese sandwiches…so it is going to be a great trip.

Good Day!

Whack

July 4, 2017

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Greetings!

Happy 4th of July! This is one of my favorite and least favorite holidays of the year.  On one paw you have hot dogs, ice cream, hot dogs, burgers, and hot dogs.  On the other paw you have fireworks.  Fireworks are pretty to look at, but do they have to be so loud?  They scare me even when I know that they are far away – I spend a lot of 4th of July hiding under the bed.  Do you you like this holiday? What is better – hot dogs or fireworks?

Good Day!

Whack

June 12, 2017

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Greetings!

How are you doing? I’ve been busy planting a vegetable garden.  Well, my roommates have been busy.  I’ve just been napping in the grass while they work.  They planted tomatoes, beans, squash, peppers, cabbage, and eggplant.  I asked for a pizza bush – but they looked at me like I was crazy.  Do you have a garden?

Good Day!

Whack

April 20, 2017

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Greetings!

Ralph and Cleo grew old in Hoboken, selling pyramid pizza by day and Ralph working at the museum every night.  They had 8 kittens – 5 girls & 3 boys – who all helped in the pizza parlor.  Every winter the whole family traveled to Egypt to visit Cleo’s family and climb the pyramids.  None of the kittens believed that cats ruled Ancient Egypt – but they humored their father when he brought it up.  But all 8 did become experts on Egypt and got jobs at the museum where their dad worked.  And that is the story of Ralph & Cleo & pyramids.

Good Day!

Whack

April 17, 2017

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Greetings!

Ralph mostly enjoyed Egypt.  He was a little hot – which he didn’t like.  But it was sandy – in places – and he liked that a lot.  But all the cats spoke a different language – so it was hard to communicate.  Still, he learned A LOT. And he got to visit the pyramids.  And the Sphinx.  And he met a very nice cat – Cleo – who was very smart and inventive and she came back to Hoboken with him.  They lived in his pyramid home and she perfected his pyramid pizzas (although they never became popular b/c people won’t buy pizza from a cat.  So Silly!)

Good Day!

Whack